rolled

Offering information and/or bribing to the police in order to escape jail time.

BURDEN: Trucker went to take a piss. The Harris guy jacked the truck. I think we pulled him over in New Bedford.
SEAN: But Harris walked.
BURDEN: He didn't walk. He rolled. Boston Police's Anti-Gang Unit stepped in to get info on another case. He rolled for them.
WHITEY: On who?
BURDEN: What the fuck was the name? Him and three other guys knocked off the M.B.T.A. counting room. Sixty grand... Jimmy Markum. Kid was like nineteen or twenty. Slick as hell, man. Ran a crew, never got arrested.

-Mystic River by Brian Helgeland. Based on the novel by Dennis Lehane

by zaafhfc September 10, 2013

steam rolled

To seize or steal a broad from another guy. Typically in a bar type setting, and often right in front of him.

"I've been working on that chick all night, and that asshole just steam rolled me!"

by Andre Z January 29, 2008

rowledge

being a beat from B&Q

rowledge you beast from b&q

by Tom Bastable March 17, 2005

rick rolled

WHEN SOMEBODY CLICKS ON MEME BAIT

RICK ROLLED 88888 TIMES AGIAN

by Sus baka ofical May 7, 2017

joshua rowley

the most amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing person you will ever meet. He's funny, practically a giant, and always dresses to impress. i love him more than anything and am completely gutted that i never see him anymore. hopefully this definition wont get lost, because i want him to know how much he means to me! love you with all my heart babes! i hope everything goes well for you, and trust me it will, we've been through a lot, and I'm sure we'll go through much more and im always here for you no matter how long we go without talking! <3 <3 p.s sorry for it being so soppy but you know you love it ;)

person one: i just met the best person ever
person two: mustve been joshua rowley,was he tall?
person one: yeah he was like a giant!
person two: yeah thats definitely joshua rowley.

by olliieeeee December 9, 2010

nut rolled

when your in bed and she rolls your nuts around your head

Dude I got nut rolled last night it was terrible.#getnutrolled

by Billy joe dick wad December 2, 2017

Rowleyometer

The scale used to measure how good a freerunner is, with a range of 0% to 100%.

The Rowleyometer rises when a free runner performs slow, ungraceful and ugly parkour, has no style and is laughably bad. It also rises however, if the individual performs websters, inverts and wall fronts to an extremely high level. It falls if a person performs websters, inverts and wall fronts at a low level and if they do exceptionally beautiful, powerful and impressive parkour feats.

Person 1: "maan did you see my standing webster today!"

Person 2: "Yeah bro! It was easily 80% on the Rowleyometer!"

Person 1: "Cool, but i think im on about 50% Rowleyometer now because i just did a kong gainer..."

by moleskinmagician July 4, 2012