Conflict resolution

Another way of saying compromise, even if saying compromise is simple enough.

When someone says that guy needs to learn conflict resolution, they're really saying he needs to get his ass in line and start compromising, because if he doesn't meet his/her demands like everybody else, something bad will happen.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019

Two Years Resolution

A new years resolution that turns into two years because you either forgot about it or are just too lazy to try to do it so you give yourself 2 years instead of one.

Person 1: Hey, didn't you say your new years resolution was to quit smoking?

Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.

by zomgjb December 15, 2009

You Years Resolution

When someone else's New Years Resolution unfortunately involves you.

Mary: "Jim wants to meet up with me. His You Years Resolution is get in touch with all of his old friends."
Linda: "When was the last time you called him?"
Mary: "Like 6 years! And there is a reason for that!"

Jane: "Kathy took me to the gym today."
Joe: "To the gym? You've never been to the gym!
Jane: "I know. Her You Years Resolution is to lose 25 pounds so she bought us both gym memberships. I hate the gym!"

by ejones63 January 2, 2013

Bowser's Red Revolution

A variation on Speed Uno (SpUno), Bowser's Red Revolution is similar to and named from the Bowser Revolution in the Mario Party games. In Speed Uno, when two red zeros are played consecutively, Bowser's Red Revolution takes effect. All players must immediately combine all of their cards and redistribute them evenly. BOWSER REVOLUTION!

Tim: "Want to play Speed Uno?"
John: "Are we including Bowser's Red Revolution?"
Tim: "That rule is for kids and failed adults who suck at SpUno"
John: "Uno teaches you Spanish"

by jb39176 January 9, 2014

New Year's Resolution

A reachable goal that you don't bother to reach

Friend #1: Why didn't you stop overeating?
Friend #2: It was a new year's resolution

by kittycatgirl99 December 29, 2014

The Great Conspiracial Revolution

An era of the modern 21st century's world of internet where conspiracy and science fought, where conspiracy becomes science. Peaking human IQ levels and descend back down.

The early 2020s exploded with information, greatly outbalancing truth. Sparking The Great Conspiracial Revolution

Tech giants are ground zero for conspiracial information, most of which are absolutely agaisnt science.

by 1m1m0 December 23, 2022

Dance Dance Revolution

A person that has no skill dancing but dance anyway making themselves look like cringe stick and dancing while laughing for his audience to see.Actually the dancer is holding his audience in hostage cause if the audience stop giving applause the dancer will activate his bomb vest because he want love and attention.If the audience stop clapping the Dance Dance Revolution addict will take everybody to the next world with him .in explanation max suicide attack on his audience activatating bomber alluarbar bitch!!!!!!!

Friend:Yo that stage guy dances like a little girl for a Man
Other Friend:Shut it you want to die?His literally starring at you mahnnn.
Friend: Hahahahaha
Suicide Bomber: Alluarbar Bitch.Proceeds to activate his bomber Vest Explode
Morale Of The Story: Don't Provoke Pyshopath that's has cringe Dance Dance Revolution skill aor everyone dies.

by BadComputer September 3, 2023