Formally Regarded

A shitty-ass comeback that doesn't even make sense but could potentially be pulled off if someone calls you retarded and the crowd is retarded enough to accept it.

Emma: You are a RETARDED SON OF A BITCH LYING CHEATER!

Justin: Why yes, I am just simply formally regarded.

by An0nny442 March 18, 2023

Rock Star Retarded

The act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country bumpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. During this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.

Brace Face: "Get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"

by JoMo B Ho August 4, 2010

full-metal retard

when a person goes retarded but ends up destroying you in a game or activity

trenton: holy crap that dudes going insane
walker: he is going full-metal retard
trenton: indeed

by walkersteinrie1 February 29, 2020

Uh oh Retard Alert

When your friend is being an absolute retard and you say “Uh ohh , Retard Alert” because they are being a fucking retard like what a re

(Person fucks their diseased grandma). “Uh oh Retard Alert”

by mister669 June 11, 2020

gay retard

When you are a green alien and youre eating Reese's Puffs.

wow look at that gay retard over there, eating Reese's Puffs

by Abrubi February 13, 2019

regardless devon victory

a cyber space ethic that put's info on the net in it's name regardless devon victory, but does not have an actual human body.or a physical form.

regardless devon victory isin't really a human it's a cyber space ethic.

by regardless devon victory March 23, 2010

internet retardation

A person who has no idea of how to conduct themselves online by saying and doing things that would not be socially acceptable in real life.

Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.

Boy: OMG im lyk so c00l. Haunted house wif ma homes!!!111!one
Girl: I'm going too! See you there.
Boy: YESHHH! LETZ HAV S3X.
Girl: Do you have internet retardation?

by Kittens with Mittens October 27, 2010