Retort Tardiness

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Rectoval

Rectangular in general shape with rounded corners.

That coffee table is not oval, it's more rectangular, rectoval.

by Dougg986 June 18, 2011

Get It Right Records

Urban record label based out of Louisville, KY. Behind such songs as Lohan Freestyle, Jolie Homewrecker, etc. Home to Bumba, Concrete & Jhae. www.getitright-records.com

Get It Right Mothafucka! Lindsay Lohan, She Got Some Big Ass Titties!

by Stake April 20, 2005

Rise Records

A hot topic record label with shitty bands like Miss May I, Sleeping with Sirens, and Of Mice and Men.

Guy one: Wow, that band sucks ass

Guy two: Yeah, they're signed to Rise Records

by green12324 May 13, 2012

Rectole

The smelly sweaty substance found between the ass crack.

"God damn man, my crack is full of Rectole after work."

by DeadlySphinx March 26, 2008

rectoencephalopathy

The condition of having one's head up one's ass. Usually afflicts ob-gyn residents.

A Proctocephalopalist is the only individual qualified to diagnose rectoencephalopathy.

by cassanddave December 25, 2010

Record Tongue

When an Artist has record tongue, it implies that they use autotune to their advantage to produce music where their voice is accurate and perfected. Unfortunately, people can detect autotune easily as they sound like a robot.

Record Tongue is so fake.

Yeah... that sucks

by fqwhraf February 23, 2011