I would rather lick the floor

Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)

Bitch:"Oh bite me"

Urban Dictionary User: "I would rather lick the floor"

by Tori Van Winkle February 4, 2009

Rated "U" for ugly

An awesome possum song by Zebrahead.

Rated "U" for Ugly is Awesome-possum.

by PantsHat September 14, 2008

Ratel

RATEL (Mellivora capensis) is supposed to be a type of badger (Honey Badger), but, if you ask me, its size, appearance and behaviour is more like that of its other relative, the Wolverine. It is Africa's, short haired, black and grey wolverine!

Ratel's have killed Pythons and Lions (via castration).

by Jack Hoffa October 20, 2006

Rate

Used in the military, most specifically the Marine Corps, as another word for "deserve."

1. Hey, buddy! How's it going?
2. ......
3. What the fuck? I don't RATE a response, asshole?

by Rock Coxman January 7, 2010

i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

something that is said in response to an idea that is utterly despicable, stupid, boring, retarded, or gross.

Tim: hey fred, would you be interested in coming to my barmitzvah on saturday at 3:00 PM?

fred: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

jack hoff: BRO ISN'T MY GF FINE?

moe lester: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

by truthness October 7, 2008

G Rated

In reference to fooling around but never fully 'rounding the bases'. Often used to validate otherwise off limits first date behavior as wholesome or clean behavior.

Then Steve said "But Katy, they're only hands...its strictly G Rated"

by Ashley April 16, 2005

i'd rather jack off to pasta.

Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea.

"Dude,you want to go to Ohio?"
"Man, I'd rather jack off to pasta."

by Pooh Bear Busta Nut May 15, 2008