Peaching

To cup (not grab, cup) someones buttocks and yell, "Peaches!" If you successfully 'peach' the person, you yell "Got 'em!" If you slap someone instead of simply peaching, it does not count as a peach and therefore you did not complete the process of 'peaching'.

Dude, Jennifer was totally peaching all the guys at your party last week.

by bailey1244559964 August 12, 2012

friend poaching

Anytime you look through the friends of YOUR facebook friends for anyone you may know. Specifically to add anyone that is already NOT your friend. In other words a lazy approach to finding people by using the existing work of others.

I was 'friend poaching' the other night on facebook. I found three people I went to high school with when I searched through my friend Alex's facebook friends.

by rudeboyrude December 15, 2009

punching screwdriver

A sad state of affairs

The bus didn't come for hours and hours, and Lloyd got really wet. It was a real punching screwdriver.

by Clive Boundingfield February 1, 2008

pitching duel

angry sex between two men, in which either man fights to be the one "pitching" (or penetrating the other) in violent passion.

Chris:"Sean and I got in a fight last night."
Billy:"Oh no, did u guys break up?"
Chris:"No, in fact it ended in a pitching duel."

by thedefiningday April 7, 2010

punching the leg

Another term for masturbating, plain and simple as that.

guy1: Man dude! Did you just punch your leg?

guy2: Ya dude! I punch my leg on every Saturday before i go to sleep... whoever else that isnt punching the leg is missing out

guy1: true dat bro

by tittyteet February 5, 2012

punching the hamster

Masterbation

What are you doing?

Eh probably just punching the hamster and passing out

by somedumbasshole March 9, 2012

puaghing

when you add a "pua" sound to the beginning of your laugh.

A: Tell me a joke!
B: *tells joke*
A: PUAHAHAHAHA
B: wow! you're puaghing uncontrollably! you must be drunk!

by happyevil April 21, 2013