painting daddy's ceiling

When a man removes his trousers and a woman lays on the floor. The said man will rest his pubicle sack upon the forehead of the female, gooch hovered over mouth. The female will then proceed to put condiments of different colors into her mouth, and then lick the gooch of the male. The woman will create a colorful masterpiece that would put Michaelangelo to shame.

Today in painting 201 we will be painting daddy's ceiling, pair up and males remove their pants, ladies assume the position.

by Constible Dankington April 29, 2009

finger painting

Code word for sex.
Coming from letters FP which means 'full penetration'.

Said by Mike when he banged Tanya in Paradise Hotel 2.

Guys: So what happened with Tanya last night?
Mike: We did some finger painting

by Rachel McPants December 15, 2010

finger-painting

code word for smoking pot

Lets fingerpaint tonight.

by Jen March 29, 2003

Pinting

When a person's aim in a pub/bar is to pull someone of the same-sex at the bar.

Chris was pinting, and it worked! Chris and John are hoping to have a civil partnership by the end of the year.

by Peter Barnes May 21, 2008

painting a rainbow

when a guy does or wears something that makes him look gay

OMG did you see what josh is wearing he is so painting a rainbow

by k&jlove1005 March 6, 2009

Cave Painting

An act of love that involves inserting the hand in the anal or vaginal cavity and writing your name or a pictorial on the inside wall with your fingers.

She was soaking wet and screaming for more, when she asked me to do a cave painting in her punany. I happily obliged!

He wanted to remember me forever so I cave painted my initials in his ass.

by TedEye October 28, 2010

Pussy Painting

1.When you paint your pussy so that your man can get it in the right hole...on the first try.

2. Pussy painting is for all you men who can never seem to hit the correct hole before she finally takes control...

You wanna please your women? Try out our new product "Pussy Paint"...Guranteed to hit the right hole on the first try...Every time! 😉
Pussy painting:All you have to do is chose a color, pour some paint on your finger and rub it on the correct hole.

by Ali Lynn October 27, 2017