Person one: "Dude why didn't you finish your assignment?"
Person two: "Sorry I strated it then began procrasterbating"
Person two: "Sorry I strated it then began procrasterbating"
by xMEGADAVEx June 12, 2011
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I can't wait to Procrasterbate tonight!
by Wildcat872 November 1, 2010
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To wait to the very last minute for masturbation to the point where you almost are caught in the act.
Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.
by OldKingClancy3131 January 7, 2012
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Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
by fraj23 March 3, 2012
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John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"
Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
by TChao November 12, 2013
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Instead of doing his studying for his test, steve decided to procrastibate and ended up spending all day, lying on the couch, watching dirty movies.
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