robot priest

The solution to the Catholic Church's seminary enrollment problem. A robot priest is an artificial intelligence unit that can answer questions perfectly without overstepping orthodoxy or having sex with any boys.

Wow! My robot priest is cool. He is smart and my butt doesn't hurt.

by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008

presentate

to give a presentation or performance. Often used as an enhancement to the word "present"

Beyonce was presentated with the award for Video of the Year at the VMAs.

by trogdor0086 September 20, 2009

Catholic Priest

Don't send your kids to a catholic church unless you want their asshole enlarged to the size of a shower drain. The priest will deny that they rape kids but they do.

Father: Son why are you limping
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit

by xxCakeLordxx May 29, 2020

priestal

To perform heinous acts of child molestation and debauchery. It refers to the many clergy members who have been accused of child abuse and plays against the term postal used for a person who commits acts of violence.

Father O'malley really went priestal on that alter boy.

by Old Curmudgeon December 14, 2013

priest as fuck

Being so boss/priest you could start your own religion/church

"Man that gent is just priest as fuck"

by Jcolley April 4, 2015

Presella

Presella is a girl who is always there by your side and has a great sense of humor. She is athletic, loves football, pretty, intelligent and so much more. She seems shy but trust me once you get to know her you’ll see her personality says otherwise.

She is a friend you could always trust and never breaks her promises. She is nervous to stand up to herself yet will one day. She has a lot of friends because she is so trustworthy

May: “You see that new shy girl coming into class?”

Me: “Yup, she must be a Presella.”

by Anonymous KitKat Cat May 5, 2018

present

1)A great surprise someone would really like... if you had enough money.
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are

1)Tommy got me a tiny present, so that's why I got him a worm.
2)In the present, I am sad.

3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.

by NiceN0b0dy1 June 5, 2018