Preston

Blonde hair, Baby Blue eyes, tall, always tan and muscular. He is sometimes quiet and shows no emotion but with the right friends around he will begin to open up.He's loving, kind and adorible. He's in love with his girlfriend and Xbox360. He could also be extremely racist due to past incidents but its ok because he is an adorible aryan Nazi. He has an enormous temper if you push him to it he'll probably rip you in half with his penis.Oh, ya... His penis is ery large, bout 8 inches at least.

I hope every girl finds their Preston.

by Sgt Dieter April 12, 2011

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pristeen

Having no tattoos or ink embedded in one's body.

Also, Extreme cleanliness.
*Easily confused with the similar "pristine".

Jeremy surmised he bore the only pristeen body left in the world, until he met Celeste.

by disklaimer April 24, 2011

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Presting

v. leaving a pair of new sneakers in their box so as to preserve their mint condition

Dan: I got a new pair of sneakers today
Jack: Oh yeah, can I see them?
Dan: Nah man, they're presting

by jackcuntman June 10, 2011

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Prestwood

The largest and possibly dullest village in England, full of the newly-wed and nearly dead.

Person One: Did you know that Prestwood is the largest village in England?
Person Two: Nobody gives a shit.

by ImInHell May 11, 2016

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Prestige pussy

The pussy of a woman who is undoubtedly worth investing a tremendous amount of personal time and effort towards winning her over in order to ultimately dick her down.

amber's friend is banging, I would wrestle a grizzly bear, fight my way through an army of zombies, and even get a Brazilian wax if she asked me to in order to experience some of that prestige pussy.

by the watchteam April 3, 2010

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