pristeen

Having no tattoos or ink embedded in one's body.

Also, Extreme cleanliness.
*Easily confused with the similar "pristine".

Jeremy surmised he bore the only pristeen body left in the world, until he met Celeste.

by disklaimer April 24, 2011

Snaggle-jacked

Adj. Any set of teeth that can duly be described as snaggle-toothed and jack-mouthed.

Damn that bitch's crooked, buck, ass, teeth scare me! What a heinously snaggle-jacked smile!

by disklaimer August 19, 2010