pootis

a cute orange bird

He went to pet the pootis

by pootis enthusiast September 27, 2022

pooty naka

some one who is fat/chubby and poos there pants

your sister is a pooty naka

by meegan666x October 6, 2010

Pooty tang

One who's name is usually Anthony. Has a guido haircut and likes to play video games.

My pooty tang came over to paint me purple and play xbox

by worldwidenationalrawdogchamp February 5, 2020

pootis gaming

pootis gaming

pootis gaming

by the random. October 31, 2022

pooty fart

adj; used to describe frustrated

Pooty fart, I forgot to do my homework!

by wove muffin November 25, 2010

Pooty

Poot and booty combined

I just had a pooty
I can smell it

by Coolhotguy December 11, 2021

Pootie

An extremely old yet distinguished fellow of Christian descent. Usually pedophilic and disgruntled but also sometimes motivational and reasonable. Usually encountered in Midwest America they may seem relatively harmless but must be approached with caution to avoid molestation or accidentally neglecting them. The easiest way to agitate one is to preform an act of atheism or voluntary drug use. As of 2022 they have been listed as the only known psychic sub species to become endangered due to their hesitancy to reproduce from dwindling numbers.

The pootie who has molested me used to be known as grandpa guitar pappy lap steel and gpa gitfiddle.

by Anthony Gordon October 24, 2022