urban poon

a future website specializing in reviews of the taste of individual muff dives.

When I hit www. urban poon .com, if found my future girlfriend there. The reviews were all favorable.

by minimalsidefx2 August 9, 2012

lele pons

You have just entered the 9th circle of hell

Wait lele pons was in the teen choice awards 2018? Yeah these teens are high or something

by 11 year old February 16, 2021

Poon King

A male who is quite good at attracting ladies and luring them into having sex with him.

How much of a poon king is Tom Hart!

by Pingwog August 24, 2008

poonsquirts

n. resulting in queefstain(s)

1. Sally's uncontrollable poonsquirts caused indellible queefstains on her undies, and my mind.

by choadmonger October 7, 2004

Poon Badger

A desperate guy that continually pursues girls with excessively beat up vagina in hope of getting some, then in return is denied by said devastated vagina.

Fred: "Dude, you seen Jon? He's not answering his phone."

Jonathan: "I'm pretty sure that Poon Badger is somewhere in Dallas going after that one chick. Ya know, the one with that vagina scarier than a fuckin badger and/or mongoose?"

Fred: "Oh shit dude, really? Damn that thing was like a wrecking ball man! He better watch out or he is gonna get the clap."

by Fred & Jon, aka professionals August 28, 2009

Poonsmore

Residence where large amounts of poon accumulates and is subsequently crushed. Generally an estate like setting where ass flows like tapwater. Sweet dudes generally are the only residents of a Poonsmore Estate.

Ross and Trevor live at The Poonsmore Estate at Greenlake

by jockeyboy83 May 7, 2010

Poonsock

A pussy that has been used excessively thus being referred to as a sock due to the large opening in which a foot can fit into it.

Damn Frankiln did you see Ferdinand's girlfriend she looks like a poonsock.

by Tictockman July 25, 2016