A lethal dose of methane gas excreted as the sphincter puckers up and emits a warning shot from an incoming turd torpedo. Evacuate the area immediately.
After single-handedly absorbing 20 White Castle sliders into his gullet, Elmer injected over 30 cubic feet of pressurized ass poison into my corduroy couch.
by IMaximusDMI January 4, 2014
Get the ass poisonmug. After anal sex, the guy shoves his hand up the girls but and pulls out his poop covered hand, then shoves it in the girls mouth.
After taking it in the Ass, Peter decided to shove his hand up there. At first i thought he was gonna give me a Rusty vending machine but when I tasted his hand, I knew it was a Poisonous Blueberry
by simpleton98 December 21, 2012
Get the Poisonous Blueberrymug. When someone has to take a water shit that makes them feel like their insides have turned into hot poop soup.
I went out to eat with my family and before we even made it home I got hit with a bad case of poison ass.
by Shrumpelstiltskin May 25, 2019
Get the Poison assmug. When you punch a muhfucka in the mouth so hard, you knock teeth out, they swallow their teeth & get sick.
by TravWilly August 1, 2020
Get the Ivory poisoningmug. 
essentially the opposite of irony poisoning
When someone's sense of genuineness is so overboard that it becomes schmaltzy, overly sentimental, or corny. Baby boomers tend to be infected with this, especially celebrity boomers when talking about other celebrities (for example, Joe Piscopo). While the sincerity coming from the poisoned individual may, in fact, feel real to them, others around them will often identify it as fraudulent or overly nice.
When someone's sense of genuineness is so overboard that it becomes schmaltzy, overly sentimental, or corny. Baby boomers tend to be infected with this, especially celebrity boomers when talking about other celebrities (for example, Joe Piscopo). While the sincerity coming from the poisoned individual may, in fact, feel real to them, others around them will often identify it as fraudulent or overly nice.
1: Did you get Bill's email apologizing for all the little things he's done over the last year? Most of those weren't even a big deal anyways.
2: Yeah, I got that email. Bill used to be really sarcastic and ironic a lot in a funny, dry way, but I think it was too much for me.
1: People really saw him as emotionally disconnected, I think. Now he has sincerity poisoning to make up for it.
2: Yeah, I got that email. Bill used to be really sarcastic and ironic a lot in a funny, dry way, but I think it was too much for me.
1: People really saw him as emotionally disconnected, I think. Now he has sincerity poisoning to make up for it.
by DOOM_KAAL October 4, 2018
Get the sincerity poisoningmug. The opposite of plot armor
Instead of characters being too strong or unkillable, mass amounts of them die instead.
Instead of characters being too strong or unkillable, mass amounts of them die instead.
by Condroy northw3ll December 10, 2017
Get the plot poisonmug.