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Physics lesson

When you and your girl shag under a blanket without kicking your best mate out of the room.
"Hey, what's the problem mate?"

"Nothing, I just witnessed a physics lesson over the weekend"

"Ooh..."
by literamaniac February 20, 2009
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physicist

A person paid to think about imaginary things that can be proven by other imaginary things.
Physicist: I'm going to bed. I've been trying to prove that string theory is a valid contender for the Theory of Everything, but the quantum mechanics are tangling everything up.
by anonymous3625 January 21, 2011
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Physical Tourettes

A diagnosis usually made by friends for someone who displays many over-exaggerated, animated movements people use to tell a story or describe something. These are usually short bursts of movement that seem uncontrolled or in most cases just not thought about before being executed. Most people know at least one person who displays signs of Physical Tourettes. Occurrences usually happen more often when alcohol is involved.
Trying to pick people out in a crowd with physical tourettes makes for light drinking entertainment!
by Kari L. Foster October 9, 2008
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physically challenged friend

1: An important-sounding friend whose name you drop to make yourself sound important by association. These sorts of friends, however, completely lack a physical form.

2: An imaginary friend for grown-ups.
Joe doesn't really hang with the biker crowd--Leatherclad Mitch is just his physically challenged friend.
by Rayinte February 4, 2004
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physics

simply put, the study of the relation between matter and energy
Goodrich can teach yo ass some physics.
by JT Dollar Sign April 14, 2004
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quantum physics

a massive headache that wont stop
god quantum physics class gave me a narly head ache
by dudester January 14, 2005
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Bus Physics

The continuing series of events that effect the outcome of your luck or fortune.

The phrase originates from the dependency on public transport, for instance how being late for the bus can trigger multiple events that messes up the whole day. However, this term is not exclusive to transport issues and can be used for any other circumstance.

Good bus physics is when everything runs smoothly and goes to plan.
"A woman cut in front of me in line earlier, which meant I was late for the train, which meant I was late for work, WHICH MEANT I GOT FIRE. That woman totally messed up my bus physics!"
by bluecomplex March 2, 2010
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