Panda Sniff

The act of fucking a nigger with your small white cock whilst an old asian man, beats his cock in the corner, hiding behind a bush

Just had the sweatiest panda sniff of my life

by NIgger Balls October 1, 2016

Panda Flu

When someone pretends to be ill even though everyone knows their not.

“Andy has got panda flu”

by B.Gar October 13, 2018

Star Panda

a really unintelligent and grotesque looking girl who is a horrible mother. often times she is a poser and makes a fool of herself in public settings. she is very lazy and irresponsible, and will take all of your money and waste it. beware, as you can smell her stench from miles away.

Is Star Panda here? Let's go home.

by chunomitommy January 3, 2011

Disappearing Panda

when you are fucking a chick with a condom on. then you say, "look, a panda". then when she looks you take off the condom and snap it right in her eye.

My chick is so dumb, i actually pulled off the dissappearing panda on her!

by Special Ed February 2, 2005

pandacity

The state or quality of viewing things in a pandacious manner, that is, seeing things as being black and white like the colors of a panda.

With utter pandacity he decided she was entirely against him because she wouldn't agree with all of his views.

by Gregory V. Richardson November 30, 2003

Panda Data

A collection of Porn, generally stored on a PC or optical medium such as CD/DVD.

Businessman: "Hey, I've got a lonely business trip coming up...have you got anything that might keep me entertained?"
Office Youth: "Hell yeah! I've got some panda data that will make you bust a nut!"

by Dan_monkey August 14, 2006

panda regret

The regret you feel immediately after eating panda express. Either for the calories or the explosive diarrhea you know is coming soon.

Guy: let's get panda!

Girl: Uh... Dude what about the panda regret?

Guy2: just had three servings of orange chicken. I'm having mad panda regret.

by Panda popper December 6, 2013