Sizzlin' gas package 

A 2 for 1 special, know what I'm sayin'?....as long as you have a coupon.

"What's your style?"
"The sizzlin' gas package."

Sizzlin' gas package by Tito Magnolia May 13, 2005

Care Package 

A poop that was taken while standing on a toilet seat in an attempt to land it in the bowl.

"Yo, Toby's Care Package stuck clean to the seat ,come look"

Care Package by Dargonball January 3, 2018

hot package 

hot package.

any man, gay or straight, whose penis and testes are so large that they produce a visible bulge at the crotch through their pants.

Everytime I see him, my eyes wander down to his crotch...heh has such a hot package.

hot package by philly demon July 29, 2011

Full tomato package 

When a bright red haired person also has a bright red complexion.

'My face is as red as my hair today!'
'Yeah, you definitely have the full tomato package'

Full tomato package by Rockiefella November 26, 2011

points on the package 

Salary bonus

After 6 months of committment Rico is finally seeing Points on the Package for being loyal to his committee.

points on the package by Enaudo September 25, 2008

Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force and quantity the semen in question proceeds through the givers nose, surprising them.

Dude, Jennifer was giving me head an I gave her such a fucking surprise package.

Surprise Package by Nerd Junior July 16, 2008

Meat package 

Slang term for a penis.

He beated his little meat package until jizz came out of it.

Meat package by Minecraft1238 January 15, 2019