obliteraterate

Rate of obliteration

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by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

Obligatory Crap

When someone gives you a hassle because they are supposed to, not because they mean it.

I'm surprised your wife let you play golf today? She gave me some obligatory crap, but she wanted to go shopping anyway.

by TartanMarine June 19, 2010

obligatory slowdown

When you're speeding and everything around you slows down to the speed limit, you had better do like wise. Somebody with a radar detector or a keen eye knows more than you.

I was bird-dogging fifteen over on I-whatever when somebody saw a cop ahead, so we all did the obligatory slowdown for the next mile before lighting up again.

by felix77 September 8, 2010

obligablog

When you update a blog 'cause... well, probably somebody's expecting it.

She phoned that post in; it was a total obligablog.

by LynzM September 17, 2010

oblituras

To cum all over ones self.

It is kewl to oblituras.

by Douglas Arnaold November 22, 2011

Obliterit

When someone is so drunk that they lose all ability to read or write. Most commonly in the form of unreadable text messages.

John: "i waxqrt tiop eserr typou ytoniuhgt"
Sarah "Oh wow, looks like John's birthday is going great so far, its not even noon and he's already obliterit"

by Shmontag February 3, 2012

obligastory

A story often told by a good friend or significant other, of which you are obliged to listen; A story which you must listen to, as to not offend the delivering party.

"1: I was late to the bar because my girlfriend told me the dumbest obligastory as I was walking out the door.
2: What a dumb cunt!"

"I wanted to leave work on time but my supervisor started on this long obligastory..."

"1: This one time at band camp...
2: Is this an obligastory? Or can you shut the fuck up? The Man Show is on"

by Dicktionary Mastah February 13, 2013