myspace monkey

(n). An individual who uses a public access computer not for research, but for social purposes such as MySpace, chat, Friendster.

2. Also, a pun on "space monkey".

The internet cafe was full of latte sipping myspace monkeys.

by boggler July 21, 2006

myspace

The end of life as we know it

I'm going to get on myspace and leave Karen a comment because I'm to lazy to walk 3 blocks to say hi myself.

by INeedAName December 28, 2005

myspace ho

narscisistic and insecure luser of MySpace.com who spamsothers with friend requests seeking like-minded people who add each other and post innane and insipid comments under the delusion that the appearance of friends and comments so aquired (numbering into at least four figures) on one's profile page impresses anyone.

I'm flooded friend requests from complete strangers, like this myspace ho, Quicha, who already has 12945 friends!

by word_g33k June 23, 2006

myspace celebrity

Person that got famous for nothing but being popular on myspace. Usually with no talent, but with sometimes with more fallowers then main stream artists.

<i>Anthony Vanity, Jeffree Star, Tila Tequila, Forbidden, etc.</i>

GIRL:Anthony Vanity is a myspace celebrity now !
GUY: I heard ... He's the best !

by simplydumb April 1, 2007

Myspace Angles

There's more than meets the eye.

Somewhat cute 'Myspace Angles' girl is not somewhat cute.

by Gleeius May 23, 2008

Myspace Abuse

Abuse that is spineless, immature and invalid. Usually performed through Myspace Messages or other personal internet sites. Performed by people who would usually also hang their head and walk away from you in real life.

Friend: This guy just sent me a huge message saying how much he hates me!
Me: Relax, it's myspace abuse, it is in no way valid.
*We both laugh at the person next time we see them*

by Wilse November 15, 2007

MySpace angle

A photo the individual (often female) took themselves, their arm obnoxiously encompassing half the photo frame.

Generally from overhead-down; the logic is, that way only their face and boobs show, and it's because they're obese. Period. If a girl doesn't show her ENTIRE body in any pics on her profile, it's suspicious. Ask her to send you one of her from head to toe and see what excuse she invents.

Yep, she's fat. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!

"Dude, this chick is hot!"

"Um dude, she has 100 pics she took of herself trying to act sexy, yet none go below her boobs. Stop and wonder why, for a sec! It's all a MySpace angle, every single one!"

by BDITM June 27, 2009