moonraker

A person with such low intelligence that they would try to rake the moon's reflection in a pond.
Otherwise referred to as window-licker or blue bus brigade.

My friend Rachel announced she was going to bleach her hair in the summer. Tracey, like the moonraker she is, asked, "What color?".

by IT Monkey August 19, 2004

MoonDoo

N, A nickname given to any person named Amanda. A MoonDoo must be sassy, sweet, smart and funny. There are no physical requirements set to become a MoonDoo. Sexual orientation, race and religion do not limit the powers or obligations that come with the title of MoonDoo. All potential MoonDoos must be given the nickname by a close friend and they can not nominate themselves into MoonDooship. To be a MoonDoo, one MUST MUST MUST have a big heart.

"How's it going MoonDoo?"

"...and then MoonDoo told her to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise into her anus!"

by Amanda, the first MoonDoo December 24, 2008

MOnroe Community College

A community college, sometimes considered 13th grade by dissenters.

I went to Monroe Community College.

by Chigglywiggly December 24, 2008

monroe,ohio

the most boring place in the war

monroe,ohio is a very very boring place this place is so boring people buy condoms and tie them to light posts to have some fun.

by hjhihyhuihhkhknbbyhfhj June 23, 2008

Market Moonsoon

1. A rare, massive "Short Squeeze" event in the financial market that is devastating enough to completely bankrupt large hedge funds negatively affected by it, creating a broader impact across the market where many securities sharply fall in price while others rise dramatically in price.

Coined during the $GME Mother of all Short Squeezes (MOASS) Saga by retail investors on Reddit (most notably from r/superstonk).

In a Market Moonsoon, securities that the bankrupted market participants held "long" positions of are rapidly sold, significantly damaging the price of those securities, while the securities the market participants held "short" positions of rise significantly as they are forcibly covered after their prime broker takes on and closes the all positions.

Toxic Hedge Funds and Market Makers caused a Market Moonsoon after the fraudulent trade practice of "naked shorting" $GME backfired when retail investors bought and held the stock, causing $GME's price to reach astronomical levels while the price of many other securities held by the toxic market participants crashed while they were forcibly liquidated after being defaulting.

by HCMF_MaceFace July 3, 2021

marilyn monroe

If you go to Castroville Calif(and i can not imagine why you would) you will discover that Marilyn Monroe was the very first artichoke festival queen. She went on to eclipse the universe and to be an immortal icon.

About the only reason to go to Castroville it to experience what it would have been to be there when Marilyn Monroe was there..

by DaynaS February 14, 2008

moonboots

Noun - a man of middle age who walks around in a singlet, black faux leather waistcoat, soiled jeans and odd looking boots. Often heard to yell incomprehensible obscenities to his long suffering wife, whilst drinking beer and listening to Fleetwood Mac many years after Fleetwood Mac has arguably come and gone. Is often visited by police, who check his computer for kiddie porn, and ask him to stop hanging around local schools, offering cigarettes to very very young boys.

"Hey did you hear old moonboots last night?"
"No, why?"
"I heard him yelling hard out at his wife, something about "Put your fish where your mouth is b*tch, and fold some f*cking washing"

"Hey, what are the cops doing here?"
"Oh, old moonboots has been at it again so they are taking his computer away"

by Laury Nextman May 1, 2008