Doodle monger

A person who breeds or specialises in the selling and/or supply of excessive cock in a certain area. Could be compared to a fish monger.

"Hey baby...so, how about you and me?"
"You, dear sir, are a doodle monger"

by decoy roadie November 3, 2003

Cock Monger

Some one who is obsessed with mens cocks mostly used to describe gay ass men.

Jack: whats up fag
Gerard: Shut up cock monger!

by ICP- boogie woogie wu December 15, 2006

Bugger monger

A guy who is stright but ass rapes another guy just to be mean.

That John is a bugger monger.

by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2009

Turd monger

The term turd monger is to be used only when someone is being a right old Nazi fishmonger, but they are to fragile to take it like a man, so you can use turd monger as a slightly softer insult to avoid the certain death of your enemy.

Go jump off a duck you turd monger!
He is a right old turd munger isn't he.

by Lodthegermansausageguy April 2, 2017

Peace Monger

Someone who will try to lead the public to peace.

While George Bush was a war monger, Barack Obama was a peace monger.

by SidUllrich August 9, 2009

chode monger

One who sells or deals in chodes

Your such a fucking chode monger

by moocow547 October 14, 2006

Chode Monger

A girl who is too pussy to take a huge dick and only settles for chodes

Jenny: Is she gonna have sex with Jamal?
Martha: Nah, she's too much of a chode monger

by Jihad_Unit April 6, 2008