Minjury

The aftermath of a shattered cunt after taking a good kicking to the crotch

Fucking hell, Poppy took a good kicking to the cunt at her birthday, have you seen the photos of her minjury

by DJ-Silver June 2, 2023

Text-minder

A reminder over text. Usually used between students, especially teenagers.

I had to send her a text-minder about buying a ticket for the dance! She's so forgetful!

by AliceCullenPixie June 1, 2009

Thread Miner

One who digs deep for old or valuable chat board threads.

One who recognizes the historical and/or cultural value of old threads.

One who is bored with what's posted on page 1.

I'm so glad the Thread Miner was able to find that old thread!

by tangledupinbloo January 22, 2010

Redneck Mineral Water

Budweiser, Miller, Blue Ribbon, or other watery American beer substitutes

I'm not driving with an open beer can, Officer, it's just redneck mineral water.

by Flying Puck November 28, 2010

Shit minder

The person you get to look after or 'mind' your stuff or 'shit' while you go to the bathroom or have to do another 5 minute errand.

Sarah: "Dude, I need to pee... can you mind my shit?"
Anthony: " Fuck you! I've had enough of being your shit minder!"
Sarah: "..."

by The last girl on earth March 18, 2011

money miner

A Gold Digger!

Shelly just wants to date him because he drives a Ferrari; she’s such a money miner.

by DangeRoush1 February 8, 2020

Kim Minjeong

our brightest star

when everything feels bad kim minjeong will be there to help you, such a soul full of light.

by vieliet August 3, 2021