Meatbiter

a person Hating/bullying someone or something for a dumb reason because you don't like them, this is the opposite of being a Meatrider

Person 1: oh my god, Windows and Mac OS both suck, Linux FTW!

Person 2: what is that boy's problem???

Person 3 to Person 2: oh he is a Windows and Mac OS meatbiter and a Linux meatrider.

by SpaceXNASA23 August 21, 2023

Cajun Meatballs

When someone farts on your balls.

Did you just fart on my balls? Oh well, i love cajun meatballs!

by OptimusPrimeRib September 29, 2012

stuffed meatball

Partaking in anal with a fat gay man hence the name meatball

Tom: Yo Jon, what porn do you recommend
Jon: (laughing) try "stuffed meatball"

Tom: will do pal!

by Cockguzzlingbear January 11, 2016

non-meateatian

a person who claims to be a vegetarian, but eats no vegetables.

Peter: 'I'm a vegetarian'
Carol: 'Oh so you eat loads of vegetables but no meat?'
Peter: 'I don't eat meat, but I don't eat vegetables either, I don't really like them.

Carols: 'So your a non-meateatian then.'
Peter: 'What's a 'non-meateatian'?
Carol: 'Someone who claims to be a VEGetarian but eats NO vegetables!'

by blissishappiness January 21, 2016

Freaky meatball

Fat ass bitch that sits at home and plays Xbox while jerking off to his inbred caveman like cousin hellboy.

He was becoming a freaky meatball, when he kept saying that guns a 3 shot!

by D1ckwas180007 April 22, 2016

Cold meatball

Someone that is a straight clown / bozoe

Yo that dude Paul is a cold meatball

by Goose716 December 19, 2016

florida meatball

Sucking on a sweaty scrotum.

I love Florida meatballs.

by SirAnarchy March 27, 2017