Ass muck

Shit, sweat, dingle berries. Anal warts. Things that do not,,,do not, belong in the bottom half of the body...

Poo. I have ass muck running down my legs..i think i should wipe...does any one have a Wet One i might could borrow??
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by Whitney B.b November 25, 2003

Mick muck

Mick muck is dirt that quickly turns to quicksand-like mud. It could also be used to describe someone who is getting in trouble very swiftly.

Martha Stewart is getting into very sticky mick muck.

by Guri March 17, 2004

Cunty McFuckface

Name that replaces the birth name of "one of the lads" who has surpassed the normal boundaries of being a fuck face and no longer takes part in normal fuckery. He has become so much of an arrogant toss pot that his behaviour is now referred to as cunty and is renamed.

"What the fuck is Cunty McFuckface doing now?"

by Big Stu May 16, 2016

muck

1) A moist, sticky mixture, especially of mud and filth.
2) Moist farmyard dung; manure
3) Dark, fertile soil containing decaying vegetable matter; peat
4) Something filthy or disgusting

1) The pigs are allowing in the muck.
2) Grab a shovel and help clear the muck out of the barn.
3) The bog is filled with muck.
4) What's that muck floating in the pond?

by Watchful-Seraphim August 20, 2006

Muck Fichigan

A play on the first letters for Ohio State Fans. Meant to mean Fuck Michigan.

Go Bucks! Muck Fichigan!

by bkmollen November 12, 2006

muck

verb - To be on pills of any kind. usually ecstasy

John: Weren't you muckin that day?

Tom: Yeah, it was fun.

by contagion; September 13, 2009

mucky muck

A boss who sports a large salary and wears fancy clothing but doesn't actually do any work.

The Mucky Muck showed his face at the meeting until his secretary bailed him out with an "urgent phone call".

by adam aka psi February 18, 2004