Iraqi mortar fire

When you tighten your girlfriends anus to a centimeter in diameter and make her take a bunch of laxatives. She then waits in the doggy position until the urge to shit arrives. Upon shitting, the poo will spray out and drop on the room like mortar fire, permanently damaging your carpet and her dignity.

Dude, I totally just made my girlfriend do the Iraqi mortar fire last night. We had to call in hazmat 10 minutes later.

by ducklicker456 February 26, 2021

Petit Mort

Orgasm, plain and simple.

Because the intense feeling of cumming can feel like dieing a little - 'Petit Mort' = 'Little Death'

Yeah can't think of an example using petit mort. You really wouldn't use it in a non-french sentence anyway. don't bug me

by Lloyd Happy October 5, 2007

Derrick Mortel

A very egotistical person, who thinks he is funny and if better than anyone. He will hit on all the girls and try to act "gangster". He will never figure out how stupid and wrong he is you see, because of his mental disabilities from his birth, and when he was dropped as a baby for his head was larger than a normal child.

Stop being a Derrick it's so annoying.

by Alex Ibanez March 27, 2005

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

the most beautiful soul i could ever hope to meet.

Hello Im Mrs Mortensen

by Linsay March 13, 2004

mortal peep fight

a game involving two or more teams, engaging in an overrated battle. a microwave serves as the vehicle of fate in determining the winner, which has no direct correlation with talent or skill. the jist of the game is:
1) two Marshmallow Peeps are placed in the microwave
2) the microwave is turned on for a predetermined amount of time
3) whichever peep enlarges to the biggest size is the winner

dude, my Marik College Pirate Peeps are going to pwn the Greek Heathens in the mortal peep fight today!

by Hulme October 14, 2006

Mort

Morts are rare types of people, and are usually mouse lemurs. They can be human, and are usually short and are try hards in both education and games, for example GTA or Call of Duty. Their lives are often ruined by people being better than them at the game. Their tribe usually names them "Harry".

That mort was so bad at COD! He told us that we had ruined his life.

by qwerty123qwertyasdf November 5, 2013

mort

An unintelligent dimwitted individual who lives
(or should live) in the suburb location of Mortdale, NSW, Australia.

"Look at that guy with the tamato sauce stained shirt, why won't he wash it off? What a fucking Mort!"

by Pete Scott October 11, 2006