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Matching Bowls

v. A term meaning that all parties partaking in a smoke-out donate equal parts of their own weed, if they have any. For instance, if G-Dogg and HomeFry are matching bowls, then for every bowl of G-Dogg's weed that they smoke, HomeFry will pack and share a bowl of his own.
"Let's go smoke. I'll match bowls with you."
by callinghome November 1, 2004
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Marchini Grope

To feel an object all over so that you do not actually "see" a Smirnoff Ice.
Mike "Yo, who opened this bag and didnt drink the Ice that was in here?"
Max "Chris did the ol' Marchini Grope so he wouldn't see the Ice, and could hide it himself."
Everyone "What a bitch!"
by Gronk88 May 16, 2017
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Tool box with matching power douche accessories

A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.

This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.

HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:

Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.
"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."

-Cliffy
by CPT Ron April 30, 2013
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Matching fetishes

matching fetishes is when someone has a fetish and another person (hopefully of opposite sex)'s fetish is fulfilling the other's fetish.
Shawn is fascinated with Arianna's feet, while Arianna loves getting her feet tickled. The matching fetishes are the foot fetish
by Habanero907 April 18, 2015
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marcoing

Awkwardly trying to squeeze in between people because one does not want to be on the end of something, I.E. a stand in a stadium.
Sorry about marcoing in here guys, I just really didn't want to be on the end of these stands.
by whale1258 November 20, 2011
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Wore a matching Set

she knew he wanted to fuck and she did too so she made sure she wore a cute bra with matching underwear
Boy: “ I dead just wanted some ass”

Girl: “Boy please, I wore a matching set .”

She is stating that she wore a matching set because she knew this already.
by KiddooBihh May 4, 2021
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Manching

Applies specifically to the region on Manchester, New Hampshire (not Manchester England). Most directly translated refers to the act of shoving ballon animals filled with black tar heroin into one's rectum.
"Hey bruh, sorry I didn't answer any of your calls. I was too busy manching."
by Richard Blazincock August 22, 2015
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