Malamantoaster

A neoglism for a dysfunctional toaster. Often large, or 'man' sized toasters. The word itself is a portmanteau of 'malady', 'man', and 'toaster', or conversly 'malapropism' and 'portmantoaster'.

Oh man, burnt toast AGAIN. We should throw out that malamantoaster.

by Awesome Welles May 14, 2010

malakian

A person (usu. of the male gender) with bizarre homosexual tendencies.

You're such a malakian! You just licked that guy's head!

by eSouth May 13, 2005

malania

Mean. Kicks ppl. Stand them too. Basically emo.- nh

Don’t be malania..

by Natedogg205 April 23, 2018

daron malakian

Awesome guitarist but can't sing lead worth a shit! Good at harmonies, but should leave the singing to Serj, one of the greatest metal voices of all times. His voice is nasally, grating, ruined most of Hypnotize/Mesmerize, and he cannot give a good "metal scream" to save his life.

"Why do they always send the poor" --Daron Malakian at the beginning of B.Y.O.B. sounds like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum while choking a cat.

"Tony Danza cuts in line" and "Hey man why'd you touch my belt" --Daron Malakian in Old School Hollywood sounds so fucking whiny I can't believe this guy has any metal-cred left.

"All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard", "All you bitches put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care" --Daron Malakian in Lost in Hollywood sounds like an old woman performing in a cocktail lounge in a crappy Vegas casino.

by Desco May 29, 2007

Malayiah

a dirty stank girl, everybody wants her, & she a fine wine dine 🤣

you see that girl Malayiah she a stank dirty fine wine !

by makiyla123456789 July 9, 2019

malam

When you put a tab of acid in your anus.

I malamed at the festival so hard last night, phish was sick

by helo kity March 7, 2014

Malarials

Malarials are a millennial contracted disease caused by enlightenment through the age of social media. Malarials often exude utopian type ideals of social equality through marginalizing as well as state run education and healthcare. Left untreated, they may swarm you with their problems while shielding themselves in safe spaces.

These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.

by HYD18 September 13, 2016