malding

When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".

dude, calm down, stop malding

by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021

Mall Crawler

A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.

"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"

by 999WRLD August 2, 2020

mallwhore

when you cant help yourself from buying all the expensive clothes n jewelry at the mall

I'm a mallwhore, and my Prada's look like Tom Ford
Black gloves on, yeah, I’m lookin' hardcore

by 049i109-481294 August 13, 2019

Brass male

Brass male never fails, always sought after no braaaps just laughter, just here to have fun and make new words with banter.
Never a ranter.
Always in stylish drip and always got a full pip.

Bare ladies want him nuff men want her their just happy hanging out together.

Wow i really wish my husband was a Brass Male

by Baroness Brass April 28, 2021

Zayn Malik

The hottest man on the planet

Person: Who’s the hottest man on the planet

Everyone: Zayn Malik

by Ed Sheerans ankle February 23, 2021

Malt licky

Malt licky Texas is the home of famous celebrity “bartle doo”, he went to crap mo stank elementary and graduated at peeny needles

Example of this word: I’m from malt licky texas

by Kdawg9001 August 23, 2021

Pi Male

Don't let the name fool you, this man is an absolute fucking psychopath. Demon in the sheets, demon in the streets. Gives zero shits about the world and only lives for himself. He wakes up, takes a shit, fucks twenty women, gets out of bed, and finally creates chaos and upends the global hierarchy, all in that order. The purest example of a level beyond even the alpha, the gigachad, and any other man. Only few can exist at a time, as transcendental entities capable of sheer dominance.

"Man, Colt's such a goddamn alpha male, he's absolutely destroying pussy."
"Nah, he's a pi male, as soon as he's done here he's gonna cave the prime minister's skull in."

by KTelos May 31, 2021