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you are 100% lucky if you meet a Lance he will make you feel complete and he will NEVER leave your side . my lance is absolutely amazing he has been there since 12.26.17 and he will never leave . He made me who i am today and i am very thankful for that and he also wants 2 kids Josie and Koal and i wanna be the mom to those kids one day . he is always happy and he is some what clumsy. he will say hes mad but he cant take his own mad face seriously and he will never lay a hand on a girl. he is amazing and doesnt let anything get in his way of a realationship.
Lance is an amazing boyfriend
by KENNIDEE MARIE <3 October 5, 2018
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Lancevideos

The most annoying twink republican TikToker that is a closeted bisexual twink
Did you see lancevideos’s new video?

Yeah, he’s definitely a bisexual
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Langerado

Langerado is a music festival held every year in South Florida. The first festival was in 2003, which started out as a one day event. Over the years, Langerado has progressed into a 4-day music festival, so there are more concerts, and more people. People camp out at the festival and have one GRAND ol' time.

Langerado is very similar to the music festival Bonaroo (which is held every summer in Tennessee), only Langerado is smaller. Langerado has definitely grown quite a bit and there are definitely a lot of people that attend, but is still not as large as Bonaroo.

"Jambands" and hippies are what are thought to attend these festivals the most. While there is a lot of patchouli in the air at Langerado along with jambands, there are many other kinds of bands there--you have some pop, you have reggae, ska, rock, alternative, electronic, etc.

The scene there is to get yourself out there--enjoy the music you like, and explore different kinds of activities, art, music, etc., that you haven't been exposed to yet. There is also a BIG drug scene (like at many similar music festivals), mostly psychedelic drugs and pot.

It happens over spring break every year--why the hell not??

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1. Bob finally received his Langerado ticket in the mail last week. It was more beautiful than he had ever imagined.

2. Langerado is the average headie's version of Christmas.

3. March 6 2008--so close yet so far away!!
by Let's get GOOSED!! February 25, 2008
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Landers

The group of people with this last name suffer from being accidentally called Flanders instead on impact.
Please raise your hand when i call your last name.
Flanders!
...Its Landers!!!
by Melissaaa June 24, 2008
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Lance

1. An alpha male. Highly respected, a great and loyal friend. Has a hard exterior, yet an insight about life beyond others. Rarely lets people see him be vulnerable, he hides his kind heart from most people, for protection.

2. A crazy pirate. He goes after the booty and gets it.
1. An alpha male. Highly respected, a great and loyal friend. Has a hard exterior, yet an insight about life beyond others. Rarely lets people see him be vulnerable, he hides his kind heart from most people, for protection.

2. A man who has been through unbelievable troubles in his life, yet still manages to live through the days. A fighter, an achiever.

3. Favorite
1. That guy is a total Lance, he just fought someone and then later gave money to a man in need.

2. He is a Lance, the love of his life just died but he is still going to school everyday and listening to the problems of others.

3. I love him, he is my Lance.
by Juliana W. April 7, 2008
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Lanced

To jynx or put a hex on a sports team. Also to make fun of someone in a sarcastic way.
Hey Lance how are the Met's looking today with that 4-3 lead. Lanced: "They are a lock to win" Lanced "Rangers are a lock to beat the Capitals"
by Sportsfan101 April 29, 2009
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Lancebag

A person who rides his bicycle on public excercise paths as if they are competing in a major race. They are typically subpar riders and are rude. Sometimes they wear yellow jerseys.
Mike: Did you see the cyclist in the park on Sunday wearing a yellow jersey and yelling at all the pedestrians?
Ike: Yeah. He's such a lancebag. What did he think it

was the Tour De Central Park?
by NYCRunner October 26, 2011
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