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Labor Hooker

Those undocumented workers that hang around in front of Home Depot or Lowes. They'll help you do yardwork, cleanup, and basic home improvement.

Usually Latino, and often sporting a mustache, they'll do a surprising amount of work for $40 and a six-pack of Budweiser.
Dude1: I can't believe all the yardwork my wife wants me to do this weekend.

dude2: Easy man.. just cruise by the Home Depot and get some labor hookers. For $50, they'll do it all.
by sonnyvegas April 28, 2009
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labonza

the stomache, the abdomen
They got me right in the labonza with their elbows
by Light Joker October 28, 2006
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Labour

I offer a three pronged attack.
After all: "Education, Education, Education"- Tony Blair's 1997 New Labour Manifesto promise.

Labour: Generally Poor Supporters. Believe in re-distribution of income from the wealthy to give all walks of life equality of opportunity.

Conservatives: Generally Wealthy Supporters. Believe that whilst an equality of opportunity is important, people have worked hard to earn what they do and should not lose up to 50% of their hard earned income for it to be spent on a lost cause who gets pregnant at 13 as it is easier to claim benefits than find employment.

Chavs: Britain's new pandemic; courtesy of the Labour party's social policies.
Labour's Grand Idea: "Hey, I know, if we want to give every one an equality of opportunity, let's bring the standard down to such a dire state that it'll be easy to achieve. BRRUUUP BRRUP"
by DerekMahatijr June 5, 2009
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beeg laboratory

The place of which a male partakes in masturbation to beeg.com or other porn websites
by Shithead123456789 December 28, 2013
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Mexican Labor

mexicans work in da fields because the fuckin white people are too lazy
by mexican pride July 2, 2005
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labour

the political party who don't deserve your vote
by David Richardson April 6, 2005
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labor shits

Shitting all over as the result of pushing out a baby.
"Hey girl when you were having your baby did you poop?"
"Yea, i shit all over the place."
"Lol yea i got it on the doctor, he said "its ok just a case of the labor shits, happens all the time.""
by drspill315 April 17, 2010
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