Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
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a short by Pixar shown at the beginning of Finding Nemo which includes a bunch of souvenirs; mainly surrounds around a snowman in a snowglobe trying to meet the Sunny Miami girl, who waves at him; his snowglobe only keeps himself from meeting her, so he tries to find a way out.
The excellent music done in the background was by Bobby McFerrin, the artist of the song "Don't Worry, Be Happy"
The excellent music done in the background was by Bobby McFerrin, the artist of the song "Don't Worry, Be Happy"
by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 27, 2003
Get the knick knack mug.1. Derogatory and politically incorrect term for member of the Irish Traveller community.
2. Irish equivalent to someone from 'The Hood'.
2. Irish equivalent to someone from 'The Hood'.
"me n al me mates ran amok on o'connell streeh when dem orange baasturds tried teh march dowin ih...lit a car on fire and battered Charlie Bird"
Fucking Knackers!
Fucking Knackers!
by Damho May 20, 2010
Get the Knacker mug.synoym for dumass...used in german-english language..called dinglisch...kack (ger.)-shit common translation dumfuck..or related words
by wot de fack from g to the m February 25, 2009
Get the kacknerd mug.Sexual slang (U.K, East Midlands, South Yorkshire, Lancashire (localised) :When men brag to their mates about sex with a very attractive women.
EG:
"I can't believe I knacked her"?
Anecdotally lying or exaggerating popping a girls cherry.
E.G:
"I knacked her ya know?"
Or similarly gloating about "breaking in" or "destroying" a supposed virgin (slang for wild, kinky, hard or just passionate sex) a woman known to be classy, and/or hard-to-get (usually to other lads). Or anal sex with a women :
"I PROPER knacked her!"
Conventionally among friends being deliberately as innapropriate, forthcoming or sexist, common as possible by replacing: "Knacked her."
With: "knacked that"
EG:
"I can't believe I knacked her"?
Anecdotally lying or exaggerating popping a girls cherry.
E.G:
"I knacked her ya know?"
Or similarly gloating about "breaking in" or "destroying" a supposed virgin (slang for wild, kinky, hard or just passionate sex) a woman known to be classy, and/or hard-to-get (usually to other lads). Or anal sex with a women :
"I PROPER knacked her!"
Conventionally among friends being deliberately as innapropriate, forthcoming or sexist, common as possible by replacing: "Knacked her."
With: "knacked that"
by Rixta1010 June 6, 2018
Get the Knacked mug.Plural noun - "Knackers" is a traditional British slang word for Testicles.
The word has found occasional usage in other parts of the anglosphere.
"Knackers" is often used as an interjection to show disbelief or as a term of exasperation. The word is more or less synonymous with Bollocks - meaning something is broken, false, wrong or malfunctioning.
The word repurposes another slang term - Knackered which means tired, broken or malfunctioning.
("This gear box is getting knackered") and is instead used purely to denote testicles.
The etymology probably has its origin in attacks on the testicles; so to "Knacker" someone would be to render them incapacitated (broken), and kicking someone's testicles is a fast way to do this. So to kick someone in the "knackers" would be to put them out of action.
"Knackers" is generally regarded as slightly less offensive than "Bollocks" as a term.
The word "Knacker", can be used to describe a lone testicle.
The word has found occasional usage in other parts of the anglosphere.
"Knackers" is often used as an interjection to show disbelief or as a term of exasperation. The word is more or less synonymous with Bollocks - meaning something is broken, false, wrong or malfunctioning.
The word repurposes another slang term - Knackered which means tired, broken or malfunctioning.
("This gear box is getting knackered") and is instead used purely to denote testicles.
The etymology probably has its origin in attacks on the testicles; so to "Knacker" someone would be to render them incapacitated (broken), and kicking someone's testicles is a fast way to do this. So to kick someone in the "knackers" would be to put them out of action.
"Knackers" is generally regarded as slightly less offensive than "Bollocks" as a term.
The word "Knacker", can be used to describe a lone testicle.
"Thats a real kick in the knackers."
"Oh knackers I dropped the tiny screw"
"These pants are a little tight around the knackers"
"Your left knacker has escaped your underpants and is hanging free in the breeze."
"Oh knackers I dropped the tiny screw"
"These pants are a little tight around the knackers"
"Your left knacker has escaped your underpants and is hanging free in the breeze."
by RenHoek28 July 20, 2018
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