kiwi

A person born in new zealand. they have differnt education there, and they actually are taught that they wern't decendants of convicts.. and they think that they were never governed by australia.

They live in a country where there are more sheep then people.

Purley belive that they are better then the australian cricket team - woops

It's the birth right of australians to pay out kiwi's on sight

"Hi my names steve, my dad was a human my mum was a sheep"

by Bear February 4, 2005

Kiwi

An animal, native to the Islands of New Zealand. Common traits include Shouting incoherent garble(also known as the "haaka"), fondness for sheep and its ablity to eat, sleep and sh#t, all at the same time.

Hide your sheep mate, here comes another bloody Kiwi!...

by bonza bob July 30, 2004

kiwi

A wannabe Australian

half the bloody kiwi's live in australia!

by D_R April 5, 2004

kiwi fruit

Why are you looking at the definition of kiwi fruit? You should know what that is unless you're like foreign or something.

seriously kiwi fruit is reaally basic

by georgegiraffe May 3, 2014

kiwi emoji

An emoji that represents the kiwi fruit and means being chill. Nothing is more chill than a kiwi.

"Man, this Netflix and chill is played out"
"Just use the kiwi emoji"
"Ohh, like Netflix and 🥝?"

"Whatcha up to?"
"I'm just 🥝in"

That party last night was super 🥝

by kiwifruitemoji September 14, 2018

Kiwi

Female sexual organ

omg, he totally just tried to put his banana in my kiwi!

dude, dont touch my kiwi

by xanarchy_kitty October 16, 2009

Kiwiland

New Zealand. The country that tries to be Australia and stole the word mate from our vocabulary.

DID YOU KNOW: The only good thing NZ did was LOTR. And you know that.

by Taylor R September 6, 2005