a nasty ass hoe who like to think she’s better than me and all my friends. don’t be a kelli or you will lose all your friends and just be a whore. she is a washed up rat who will kiss your ass until someone wants it then she wants them. she’s a bitch and she tries to steals boyfriends and other shit too. Uses too much hairspray, probably doesn’t know what shaving is, doesn’t shut the fuck, acts like the best when everyone wants to rip open her jaw and piss down her throat and use her pussy as a piss dispenser.
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Get the kelsis mug.An artist compared frequently to Beyonce in Europe due to their equal presense in the European charts. Beyonce may be a better singer but Kelis puts out REAL material, is independant and works at her own pace without the influence of her family or record labels, she speaks the truth, does not contradict herself and does not wear a wig.
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v. To have an episode similar to a seizure where one shakes violently and falls out of his or her desk.
v. To have an episode similar to a seizure where one shakes violently and falls out of his or her desk.
n. "Wow, look at the size of the backpack on that kellsi!"
v. "Oh my gosh, that kid is having an epileptic seizure! Call 911!" "No, actullay he just kellsied."
v. "Oh my gosh, that kid is having an epileptic seizure! Call 911!" "No, actullay he just kellsied."
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was once nice now he be called sandy apparently, he cant hold a conversation for his life caus he is to damn ssssssssstttttttttoooooooopppiiiiiiidddd ha ha fleeced so there
by la la November 17, 2003
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