Kellyism

Kellyism is a monotheistic religion that revolves around the one true Goddess Kelly. This religion was originated from the highland regions of South Africa. Kelly the Goddess has great power and knowledge beyond any can imagine. Even though the lucky few only get to see her in this world, she is still watching everyone with her great powers. Kelly is not only kind with the favors she grants but she helps the people in need. Because of this, we Kellyists try to give back by bringing her food and other offerings. True Kellyists pray to Kelly five times a day. When we wake up, before breakfast, before lunch, before dinner, and when we go to bed. We believe that praying to her brings great luck and fortune.

Kellyism is a great religion.

by 『 』 February 13, 2015

Grace Kelly

A discrete word for Cocaine (she is the Whitest Lady)

I love Grace Kelly.
Did you invite Grace to the party?
Can we hang out with Grace tonight?
etc.

by the SP crew May 17, 2014

deep like kelly

A phrase used when talking to a batter in baseball. To encourage your player to hit a homerun....you yell to them "go deep like Kelly." Kelly refers to Jim Kelly throwing to a deep ball to Andre Reed.

Hey, Will...Go deep like Kelly

by Derek Craig May 14, 2007

Grace Kelly

Grace, Princess of Monaco, born Grace Patricia Kelly (November 12, 1929 – September 14, 1982) was an Academy Award-winning American film actress who, upon marriage to Rainier III, Prince of Monaco on April 19, 1956, became Her Serene Highness The Princess of Monaco. She is the mother of the principality's current Sovereign Prince, Albert II. Princess Grace maintained dual American and Monegasque citizenship after her marriage. Her ‘fairy tale’ life made Kelly one of the most popular and beloved Americans of the 20th century. Is fine as hell.

Tom isn't coming tonight cause he is addicted to jerking it to Grace Kelly.

by NickDaBeast April 23, 2007

Kelly

A Kelly is incredible witty and very sharp. Incredibly kind! She has a love for old songs e.g Copacabana
She tends to be a magnet for flaming wrangers.

That joke was so so sharp, was definitely a Kelly.

by reallynow234 June 20, 2011

Kelly Costello

fun loving smart kind and BEAUTIFULLL!!!!! she is absolutely gorgeous she is an awesome person to be with and loves all her friends!!!!!!! she is always up for a party but every once in a while she like to chill!!!!! she laxesss

WOW!!!! did u see kelly costello yesterday??
no but i heard she looked smokin as always!!!

by POOP ON THE BUTT! January 19, 2011

Kelly

Wears her heart on her sleeve. She is the sweetest person you will ever meet but don't ever get her mad. She can get to a point of no return and do major damage. Kelly loves to cook, sing, and family oriented. She is a big giver and loves to see others succeed. When you make friends with a Kelly, you will have a friend for life.

Kelly is my best friend, I can always count on her.

by Sweet Kelly person December 19, 2016