by Bigbootyhoe127 August 6, 2019
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by Choco February 13, 2004
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The best of the best he is funny smart at times and very goofy and really good in bed
The best of the best he is funny smart at times and very goofy and really good in bed
by Kelevi November 22, 2021
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Get the Kelefane mug.An extremely loud and outgoing person, who has a big heart but sometimes doesn't show it. The person who cares too much, but doesn't always say it. The person who watches and decides for themselves. Who they are, is an individual; making them stand out from the crowd.
by Lea Bonswa October 1, 2011
Get the Kelehear mug.Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.
by Master Bradford June 22, 2016
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