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That’s a Keeva of a potato
Keeva by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019
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Keeva is a loud but sensitive girl. She’s extremley fit and pretty and doesn’t know a lot for her age. She comes across as really dumb. All the boys seem to chase her because she is so fit. She has light brown hair and green, hazel eyes. She is friends with as many people she can be and tries to include everyone. She gets worked up over boys! And has more boy friends than girl friends. She is quite awkward with the people she doesn’t like too. Keeva goes through a lot of rough times in her life and makes herself feel better with hugs. The best thing about keeva is probably her smile. It is painted across her face 24/7🥰
See that Keeva over there, she’s a fitty😍😍
Your a Keeva you😜😜
Keeva by holaimnotreal January 30, 2020
Keeva is a sweet, sporty, smart, gorgeous girl. She is always there for you whether you like it or not. She’s usually a Leo and is only annoyed with you if your annoying to her. She is really generous with everything and once you get to know her she’s like your family 🐣🐨🐼🐶🦁 She is sooooooooooooooooo kind.
Keeva is really kind and generous
Keeva by Unknown Peson March 21, 2021

keeva mutch 

Stupid bitch that does nothing but fight, doesn’t admit to sending nudes, an ugly fuck,tits that sag to her knees, and smokes around the back o the school
Oh look it’s that slag Keeva mutch again
keeva mutch by fukmamam October 27, 2017
Keeva V is mucus excreted from the penis after oral sex with a common prostitute usually called Keeva or Valerio. This is where the name originates. The mucus is a snot like fluid usually greeny yellow in colour often with red specks of blood. It is excreted from the penis in the same way sperm is.
After David recieved head at the disco he Keeva Ved all over his pants, It was a nasty mess!
Keeva V by Two Old Lovers June 4, 2009

keeva lees 

Keeva lees is such a boy magnet, she has brown hair and the prettiest eyes, everyone wants to be friends with her because she is so funny!
Guy: woah look it’s keeva lees I’m gonna go ask her out

Girl: omg it’s Keeva I’m gonna go make friends with her!
keeva lees by UNICORRRRRRNNNNSSS December 8, 2017
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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