Keele

1. Woah!

2. The neatest person in neato land!!

3. Is known for her neat way of doign neat things because she is so neat

4. Just plain and awesomely neat.

Dude, that girl is so freakin Keele...

Woah, you say ur a Keele, but no way are you hot enough...

Hell yeah, Keeles are the awesomenest...

by P.I.M.P. April 3, 2005

Kepler

A really sweet Asian guy that has really big abs. He's not an open book so to know about him you have to be pretty close. At first he may seem hostile but as your relationship strengthens, you two are tied for life. Kepler is one of those people that make up for their mistakes in ways that can never be repayed. If you meet a Kepler, don't take your friendship for granted. In a relationship, take it slow. Don't play Kepler he will never trust you. He is the type of person you can always trust and although sometime he may be a pain, as much as you want him out of your life, you can't stand to he without him. They are usually Bronies.

Sandy: hey how's you and Kepler doin?!

Roxy: FABULOUS we made out while watching My Little Pony!

Sandy: oh god no

by Bob Crapo January 11, 2014

Beast Keeper

The very fine girl who is allways hanging out with an ugly chicks

Paris Hilton is a Beast Keeper!

by che cazzo vuoi December 4, 2010

Keeley

A girl who is crazy, and likes it in the ass most of the time.

Scott - Hey keeley! I totally want to give it to you in your asshole!

Keeley - Oh yes, Scott. That would be lovely!

by auwegyhlakjh April 11, 2010

Promise Keepers

A pan-denominational Christian men's organization, the Promise Keepers frightened liberals during the 1990's by their public commitment to being better fathers and husbands and more sincere Christians.

You're not really going to let your husband and son go to that Promise Keepers rally, are you?

by Gahmuret June 29, 2006

Keeley

A large object or person that's bigger than Neptune or very collosal

Neptune is very keeley

by Midas is hot November 7, 2020

keeper

Defines a turd that resists flushing...it is still in the bowl after a flush, hence a keeper.

"Hey, come check out my keeper!"

by edawg999 November 1, 2006