A man of wisdom who also happens to have a large cock. He is hella athletic, and probably destroy you in any sport.
by Pumpkinpie43 March 23, 2023
Get the Kaleb Cmug. Not just an insensitive peice of shit, but also a huge pervert that sends nudes to girls while he is in a relationship.
Fuck you you discusting peice of shit. Randi says hi by the way!
From: ex friend
Fuck you you discusting peice of shit. Randi says hi by the way!
From: ex friend
Randi: It looked like a veiny albino baby carrot...
Me: shhh... shhhh... You are safe from Kaleb now.
Me: shhh... shhhh... You are safe from Kaleb now.
by Notsomagic8ball February 5, 2019
Get the Kalebmug. kaleb is someone who will show you true kindness
you will feel honored to have a kaleb in your life
kalebs are the embodiment of excitement for life and passion and curiosity
kalebs drive to your house when you feel down and bring with them persimmons and care
kalebs give you helpful advice after carefully listening to your thoughts and feelings
kalebs randomly pick up acorns, flower petals, and dead moths and gift them to you
they laugh and cry and sing with you. you will feel so full of happiness with them
they point out the unnoticeable things in nature. and you will start to notice the unnoticeable too!
kalebs will show u where the sweet grapes are; hidden within the leaves
they watch the stars with you and call you when the moon is beautiful
kalebs makes you glad to be alive
they can make mistakes but they deal with them with so much humaness—-and you can learn so much from that
they are someone you want to grow beside and live life with
kalebs are crazy spontaneous
and loves cherryblossoms and orchids and lotuses and kirby
kalebs will share their dreams with you. and happiness. and joy. and anger. and every emotion in between.
kalebs are most passionate when sharing their knowledge and love and experience
kalebs make you feel so deeply grateful that you got to meet them in this life
you will feel honored to have a kaleb in your life
kalebs are the embodiment of excitement for life and passion and curiosity
kalebs drive to your house when you feel down and bring with them persimmons and care
kalebs give you helpful advice after carefully listening to your thoughts and feelings
kalebs randomly pick up acorns, flower petals, and dead moths and gift them to you
they laugh and cry and sing with you. you will feel so full of happiness with them
they point out the unnoticeable things in nature. and you will start to notice the unnoticeable too!
kalebs will show u where the sweet grapes are; hidden within the leaves
they watch the stars with you and call you when the moon is beautiful
kalebs makes you glad to be alive
they can make mistakes but they deal with them with so much humaness—-and you can learn so much from that
they are someone you want to grow beside and live life with
kalebs are crazy spontaneous
and loves cherryblossoms and orchids and lotuses and kirby
kalebs will share their dreams with you. and happiness. and joy. and anger. and every emotion in between.
kalebs are most passionate when sharing their knowledge and love and experience
kalebs make you feel so deeply grateful that you got to meet them in this life
you need a kaleb in your life; they will make u appreciate it a lot more
kalebs are so cool. they will send you songs randomly; they are theme songs to your emotions
kalebs are so cool. they will send you songs randomly; they are theme songs to your emotions
by freesprout February 18, 2022
Get the Kalebmug. Kaleb, a stupid black nigga only found in Roblox biome. The Kaleb is a bald nigga who cannot pull discordian females and getting no ‘I love you’s from a bitch named Mia.
by vxlol March 27, 2022
Get the Kalebmug. by MrDinoGuy January 10, 2019
Get the Kalebmug. Doing the exact opposite of what you should do/not taking anything serious
i.e. smiling in a picture you’re supposed to be serious in
i.e. smiling in a picture you’re supposed to be serious in
Person 1: i find it funny that i was smiling in that picture while everyone was serious faced
Person 2: you were just kalebing bro
Person 2: you were just kalebing bro
by Papawheels April 27, 2020
Get the Kalebingmug. a strong willed person who is scared of the world at first but once you get him to open up he will be the best person you have ever met. he continues to shine and bring light to people everyday and no matter what he will never be the first to leave.
by doggylady2000 May 23, 2023
Get the Kalebmug.