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Jellyhead

A nutcase. As in not right in the head. Always have their shirt tucked into their trousers which are half way up their chest.
A person who is most likely to come and regail you with stories in a pub of when they "Nutted this bloke" and how his helper is nicking money from him.
They vary in condition, some are worse than others, with the worst ones not having control of bladder. A common hobbie of a Jellyhead is shouting at passing cars.

Best avoided
"Look at that Jellyhead shouting at the traffic"
"Why's that Jellyhead walking about with his trousers round his ankles?"
by colujimbo November 8, 2006
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butterscotch jellybeans

this is what you tell kids that BJ stands for.
Kid "dad what does BJ stand for?"
Dad "it stands for butterscotch jellybeans"
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the jelly donut

busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood
by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003
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jelly bracelets

this is what they mean where im from
purple-kissing
pink-peck
baby blue-whatever the girl wants
red-lapdance
black-oral sex
green-eat out
clear-what ever snapper wants
white-flash tits or dick
orange-give head
it dont mean a thin got me i just wear them for fashion a boy popped a lot of mines and i didnt do anything remember you dont have to abide by all rules and you dont have to do it if you dont want to
by kiara May 17, 2004
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Jellydicking

Verb - Another way of saying you're bullshitting around, bored, or overall doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing.

First overheard during gym in high school while walking the track where the coach yelled out to the boys special ed class to quit jellydicking around and finish the lap already.
Hey man what are you up to?
Nothing, just jellydicking around at work.

Hey quit jellydicking around over there!
by danabdemented March 25, 2011
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Jeally

The act of being jealous.
Eg.
Guy: I just got a new Ipod Touch!
Girl: Wow I'm jeally
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Jellying

Trying to have sex with a girl using a limp penis.
1. "I was stressed and I couldn't get my dick hard, so I started jellying her instead."
by Lambcriesatnight March 15, 2010
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