Jerk Shark 

Much like a shark, this person under-exaggerates their ability at certain games. The jerk factor is added by the fact that this person does this to friends, not unsuspecting pool hall drunks.

Richard invites Greg over to play Guitar Hero, saying that he is only on Easy mode. Greg comes over only to get his butt whipped by someone who can 5 star his way through hard.

Under normal circumstances, Richard would be a shark. Because he did this to a buddy, he is a "jerk shark"

Jerk Shark by CHRISGRE January 1, 2009

jerk bag 

A person, male or female, wich you be a giant jerk. This person is such a jerk they are the equivilant to a bag full of jerks, wich in turn makes them some sort of super jerk, hence the term, jerk bag.

that jerk bag, is the biggest jerk bag that ever was a jerk bag

jerk bag by shane vogel June 25, 2006

jerk em' then smirk em' 

to jerk someone off while creepily smiling at them as doing so. to the point where they are uncomfortable by the creepiness and call it a day.

comes from the group of phrases
"fuck em' then chuck em'" "blow em' then throw em'" "hit and run" "hit it then quit it"

Amanda: so what did you and hannah do last night?

Brandon: well we were getting into it untill she pulled a jerk em' then smirk em' and it just creeped me out so i left without even finishing.

Amanda: ewww.

jerk em' then smirk em' by ohhelloamanda April 20, 2010

jerk off stalefish 

To jerk off without the usage of material, such as a magazine or video.

My internet isn't working! Looks like I'm going to have to jerk off stalefish tonight.

jerk off stalefish by Mikey P 4130 March 19, 2008

Jerk off 

V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush

Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!

Jerk off by Marty October 19, 2003

Jerk and Squirt 

Any massage parlor where handjobs are given to the clients for an extra cost (tip) after the massage is finished.

I found this new Jerk and Squirt on Kendall Drive where the girls realyy take care of you.

Jerk and Squirt by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 6, 2009

Jerk hammer 

An asshole who keeps pounding you with useless bullshit. The type of person that is a pest. Societies ingrown toe nail. The idiot you meet at work, on the bus, in line at the supermarket who decides that you need to know everything about them even when you have no desire to.

"That jerk hammer would not shut the fuck up! I didn't even know him and that jerk hammer kept yapping about his sick mother and his noisy neighbors."

Jerk hammer by Billy LaPierre December 25, 2006