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jelly jabber

1. noun: penis
2. noun (pejorative): person displaying a mindless persistence reminiscent of the machine-like repetitive thrusts of a penis engaged in intercourse
1. How's your jelly-jabber?
2. Uh oh, there goes that jelly-jabber again...
by Songg Righta March 14, 2004
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Jibber jabber

A Jibber Jabber is someone who talks, but makes absolutely no sense. They never seem to realise that no one knows what they are saying, so carry on regardless. You can usually spot a Jibber Jabber by the person they are talking to. They generally look extremely confused and their eyebrows are pushed deep over their eyes in a bid to take some sort of information from the interaction.
Jibber Jabber: Jibber jabber jibber jabber square jibber jabber jibber jabber quadratic jibber jabber jibber jabber year 10.

Confused party: Err, I don't know, Err.

Jibber Jabber: Jibber jabber jibber jabber 7.15 jibber jabber.

Confused party: Mate, I have no clue what you are talking about!
by Mr Bar Stard June 4, 2013
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A Jabbo

A group of boys that don't look like they should not be friends but in the desperate times they become friends as all their other classmates are nerdy miss fits with big boi dom sucking up the chair in his mega ass crack or special ed singing the Mario theme tune to himself. A Jabbo group would need to be filled with a posh tea drinking chav who is the loudest eater you'll ever hear, A socially awkward boy who walks like a penguin, an aggressive cunt whos a huge fuckboy as he flirts with anyone and everyone despite having a girlfriend just in case his current relationship fucks up, a spinless motorhead who gets controlled by their girlfriend and smokes 50 a day to hide the pain but also gives away free tobacco to anyone and everyone who asks as he just wants friends the final person in the group is the good looking one, the prince charming if you will. Despite him seeming normal in public once he's out of the public eye and you are 1-on-1 he is the weirdest person of the group.
There a Jabbo in every school/college
by Jabboa November 5, 2018
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Jabba the Gut

Shockingly similar to "Jabba the Hut" from Star Wars, these obese creatures walk with a fat swagger down hallways. They have shirts that are probably two sizes too small and two inches too short, and their HUGE gut is hanging out all sides. They also smell like the inside of an anus...how they got this stinky? Simple, no showering for weeks. Also, Jabba the Guts are commonly known to grease up everything they touch. Especially keyboards.
Jabba the Gut gave Boba Fatt a gut job with his massive gut.
by Boba Fatt January 27, 2011
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poo jabbing

poo jabbing refers to the act of anal sex
sticking a penis up an asshole
i enjoy poo jabbing
he poo jabbed me
we poo jabbed each other
by sweet kitty September 8, 2006
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jabbawokeez

A street dance crew made up of 5 members that won Season 1 of America's Best Dance Crew.
The Jabbawokeez are tightt!
by lookupkira June 9, 2008
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Jabbapop

That emo kid over there is a Jabbapop.
by Honorary Member March 3, 2005
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