Internet 

The secret form of a dictionary everyone abuses.

The text message said " If I had a brother, I would sepaku, if you don't know what that means, use the Internet!"

Internet by h0l0gr4m1c June 16, 2016

Internet 

Home to Trump jokes, MLG montages, cats, screaming goats, pro gamers, memes, PewDiePie, creepypastas, 4chan, Twitter, facebook, YouTube, this very website you are on now, stupid/dumb people doing stupid/dumb challenges/dares, the deep web (just avoid going there...), D.I.Y videos, fails, stalkers, Nyan cat, social 'experiments', vines, adult films, Kim Kardashian's butt, ext.. Wait, how did you even get here when you don't even know what the internet is?

I go on the internet everyday.

Internet by PINEAPPLES ARE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! July 21, 2016

internet 

An area that's just like another universe except it's crammed inside an electronic device. The only thing that you can do is go deeper as you enter.

Person 1: My internet connection is wayyyyyyy to slow!

Person 2: Swiggity swooty, better catch that booty.

internet by MNoDead March 18, 2017

internet 

(adj.) fake, not real, not actually

"She's pretty famous."
"Real famous or internet famous?"

"I have dozens of friends."
"Real friends or internet friends?"

"I was being ironic."
"Real ironic or internet ironic?"

"I literally want to punch you in the face right now."
"Real literally or internet literally?"

internet by causticAnatomy June 10, 2017

Internet 

A place full of people that think they are more intelligent then everyone else

Internet-You people are too stupid to understand me
Decent Human-Dude I graduated from a university

Internet-And I banged your mom oohhhhhhh

Internet by Honest Nigga June 24, 2017

Internet 

The opposite of Ethernet. Any thing that goes on this that is popular has a fan made porn version. It also bans YouTubers when they don’t make family friendly videos but it is only for 13+

Little Johnny went on the Internet and searched up Porn No joke

Internet by Internet’s buddy Ethernet December 20, 2017

internet 

If you don't know what the internet is, I suggest you come out from under that rock you've been living under.

You can watch anime on the internet

internet by theimmortalturkey42 February 1, 2018