I'll Do It Moose

pretty much the oppisite of nose goes except you put your hands on your head and make them look like moose antlers

Person 1: Who wants to take the groceries in?
Person 2:...
Person 3:...
Person 1: I'll give five bucks.
Person 3: *Makes moose Antlers* I'll Do It Moose
Person 2: Dammit

by Axel Tristen March 09, 2010

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I'll Slaughter Your Face in!

I'll slaughter your face in!
I made this up one day. I got really mad at this girl. And..I just said it....I make up a lot of what i say. Cause You know. I do DAT.

Examples:
- I'll slaughter your face in!!!
- ....Well....

People don't know how to respond to it. It's funny.

by Melon May 12, 2004

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I'll Beat Your Cock In

A phrase often used as a comeback to catch someone off gaurd.

Bob: You're a Shit Fucker!
Bill: Shut Up! I'LL BEAT YOUR COCK IN!!!

by Spencer Tubbs August 08, 2006

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I'll eat your kids

A faggot wanting to swallow semen

"hey lets stop dancing for a little and go to my truck. I'll will get you off and I'll eat your kids "

by Absurdny September 03, 2008

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i'll tell you the hell

a smart assed response used when someone has asked 'wat the hell?'. of course this is followed by wat is actually the hell.

i.e. Gabby walks in on her sister running about her room like a mad woman.

Gabby: Gwenn, wat the hell?!?!? you look like a retard!

Gwenn: the hell? you want the hell??? i'll tell you the hell. i just ate a bucket of sugar with a shovel!

Gabby: *sigh*

by Xx moonlight xX February 16, 2011

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