hypocritic oath

What a large majority of doctors actually take when they begin practice --- they don't actually "care" or strive to "do their patient no harm"; they're just in it for da money.

I've been treated really shabbily at more than one hospital I've been to --- seemed like da majority of da staffpeople there had taken da "hypocritic oath", rather than da one dat refers to shipping-boxes for large tubby herbivores. :P

by QuacksO June 2, 2021

hypocrite

A person who defends both sides of an argument when it suits their needs, and to further their petty agendas.

Jeneane about Hollywood dissent 2003 "There has been so many inappropriate responses to dissent which is the most patriotic thing you can do and the First Amendment guarantees everyone's right to speak out."

Jeneane about the Tea Party movement "Let's be very honest about what this is about. This is not about bashing Democrats. It's not about taxes. They have no idea what the Boston Tea party was about. They don't know their history at all. It's about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up"

"Did someone say hypocrite?"

by archimedes3.14 February 10, 2010

hypocrite

Black people. The race that always complains about how they don't get their way. Ignoring the fact that white people have given them everything. More and more reparations. What more do they want?

Black people are such hypocrites.

Black people are the most hypocritical race.

by Cajun Society 4 Life June 13, 2020

Hypocrite Eggs

When "Roomate A" severely criticizes and makes fun of "Roomate B" for making eggs for dinner, claiming that eggs are only for breakfast. Then down the road Roomate A make eggs for dinner as if its the norm.

All Rich could do was sit and shake his head as Sean stood in the kitchen making eggs for dinner. This is the same Sean (aka The man with no memory or Blindzo) who no less than a week ago criticized Rich for making eggs for dinner. Hope you enjoyed those hypocrite eggs Sean!

by Rifle May 20, 2008

hypocryte

misspelling of the word hypocrite or to be a hypocrite not really

x."holy cow youre a fawking hypocrite"

c."Im not hypocryte <3 me always or Ill scratch and throw objects at you"

x."yeah ok your not a hypocrite your a hypocryte"

by VitamenC February 14, 2008

Hipocrat

One who believes that the country should not be run by conventional politicians, but rather by folks who cater to a very certain type of person... namely the poeple who consider themselves hipocrats. These people are marked by their becoming hopelessly intoxicated while digging life, jazz and jazz poetry. Large beards are widespread amongst those hipocrats who belong to the male spectrum.

When Dizzy ran for president, many hipocrats wrote him onto their voting ballots.

by "Beans" April 22, 2006

Hypocraticalite

A large and lengthy OGAR (Shrek like) person who enjoys smoking the chronic and packing dips when ever 'it' has an opportunity to

Hey man, check out the Hypocraticalite outside, he's smoking a HUGE joint

by Mysticalite April 25, 2007