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hooker muffin

the true ship name for badboyhalo and skeppy.

hooker muffin is much much better than skephalo because skeppy is a hooker(he's a hooker because he called someone a hooker because they had chain armor and he had chain armor so therefor he is also a hooker) and well bbh is a muffin so it makes perfect sense! only toxic shippers use skephalo.

if your to lazy to read that very short paragraph: hooker(skeppy) + muffin(bbh) = hooker muffin!
hooker muffin is a better ship name ngl
hooker muffin by milflover381 July 15, 2019
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hooker pride

A trait found in a girl, that doesn't want to admit that she is a slut.

The attitude that a girl has when she is trying to justify being a whore. Playing hard-to-get.
Dude, as soon as that chick let go of her hooker pride she fucked like a porn star.
hooker pride by Kornuts July 14, 2007

Hooker Whore

a freaky ass bitch that likes to get down with the crew. shes a slabb that will cut the whole crew. shes a hooker and a whore .
that fucking hooker whore gave me crabs
Hooker Whore by Dre Shawty1 December 12, 2010

hooker dust 

glitter. hooker dust is glitter.

1. the object known as glitter would be normally assiciated with hookers, also known as prostitutes, according to certain stereotypes. this would later be extended to hooker dust, the word we have here.

2. any word associated with glitter, like glitter glue, can have the word glitter be replaced with hooker, creating hooker glue.

words like thes can be used as long as the concept is understood.
1. "Eww, I got hooker dust on my hands."

"QUICK!!! GET THE HOOKER DUST IN HIS HAIR!!!111"

2. "Art teacher, where do you put the hooker glue?"

"Aww, the hooker glue over here brings the whole picture together."

"Is that hooker glue on the floor?"
"No."
"Oh. It tasted salty anyways."

Hooker Stain 

Just think about it.. The Stain of a Hooker... So Dirty even Saying it feels Wrong.
Your friend: "Your a ho."
You: "And Proud of it :D, At least I'm not a hooker stain like you are!"
Your friend: "Wtf is a hooker stain?"
You: "Just think about it.. the thought of yourself should come up."
Hooker Stain by atc1019 December 17, 2008

Hooker Mouth 

Having open sores in or around the mouth. Having oral Herpes.
I've been so stressed out this week, I broke out with a serious case of hooker mouth.
Hooker Mouth by kp-dog August 31, 2012

Hooker Foot 

A new local form of currency, not backed by the government, utilizing the severed feet of prostitutes that has become an accepted medium of exchange for a growing number of goods and services.
Sebastian lost his tooth playing kick the hobo and received a hooker foot from the tooth fairy when he put it under his pillow.
Hooker Foot by Temp6868 October 14, 2011