Hipster

Usually can be identified by skinny jeans, Tom's shoes, the 'ironic' t-shirt, thick rimmed glasses....They deny being hipsters of course, insisting that they 'don't believe in labels'. They insist on eating organic food, yet they all smoke (the approved hipster brands of cigarettes being Camel Lights, Parliament Lights, & if they're really extra pretentious, then American spirits). They claim to be very open minded & non-judgemental, yet only seem to date, hang out with, befriend, or associate with people that dress like them,like the same music, talk the same, walk the same, etc. They all like to pretend they have some kind of talent when it comes to art, & enjoy watching 'films' instead of movies (the more artsy-fartsy & less sense it makes, the better). They even all eat the same foods. Look in any hipsters basket next time you're at the store,& it'll always be greek yougart, hummus (or supplies to make hummus),some kind of organic, vegan snack that costs a zillion dollars a box, tastes like crap, yet they claim they 'can't live without!', & then some kind of 'ironic' cereal, like capt'n crunch or something like that.

Hipster #1-"I'll take a PBR"
Hipster #2-"I found the BEST brand of organic, cruelty-free, vegan turnip chips at Whole Foods-omg, I CRAVE those things!"
Hipster #3-"They're just too mainstream now-I liked them when no one else even knew about them"

by akPhilly March 17, 2013

hipsterantes

noun. Hipsters who take to their phones to snap photos of their neighbors and other people doing something they don't like or illegal and post the photos to a social networking site, like Facebook, to publically shame them.

The hipsterantes were at it again and posted photos of the man's lawn being too high.

by Walter 'Bearstradamus' Brzeski July 23, 2015

Padlocked Hipster

When someone with a padlock walks up to a unsuspecting hipster with large tunnel plugs and locks it into their ear, and runs like fuck

We should go do a Padlocked hipster

by M/L/E March 6, 2011

Cultural Hipster

Taking self-esteem from having gained trivial knowledge of a foreign culture, and using that knowledge to act pompous or superior to others.

Mary: Most American's would never eat goose liver.
Dave: Please stop being a cultural hipster.

by Paddy5216 May 26, 2015

bush hippy

A person who adventures out into nature with either little knowledge of survival or with an over confidence in their ability to use primitive survival techniques in order to be "closer to nature." Often Bush hippys reject science, technology, and known animal behaviour in favor of mysticism. They can also be people who poach and trash up local areas, while claiming environmentalist opinions that reject conservation in favor of radical political change.

Two notable examples are Timothy Treadwell and Chris McCandless who both died from an overconfidence in their semi mystical belief that their interactions with nature surpassed scientific data and common sense.

John: "Did that guy who passed us on the trail not have any gear with him?"
Jake: "Probably just a bush hippy who's going to get himself killed."

John: "Did that Bush hippy just bitch at me for being a republican who hates nature when they just littered the entire area with their power bar wrappers?"
Jake: "That's the problem with bush hippies, they don't care about conservation just feelings and legislation on companies. They use the environment as a scape goat for their political ideals."

by Gunguy November 10, 2015

hipster

Someone who thinks their cool because they aren't "mainstream" but in reality have become mainstream by trying not to be mainstream. A paradox in and of itself.

Wow, he's so hipster... but wait so is she and him and him and her and........ THEIR ALL HIPSTER!

by DCY100 October 7, 2011

Hippy Cock

An excessively hairy dick that looks like it might have done a tour of duty at Woodstock! Aka a dick with sideburns.

That guy needs to tidy up his package, he is rocking some serious Hippy Cock!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008