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Hide And Go Queef

A game played by women. Escaping a social situation, due to expelling gas from the vagina. A game couples play, she hides and queefs and he looks aimlessly to find her.
She was an expert at {hide and go queef}.
He was a {hide and go queef} victim.
The dog got blamed for a bad {hide and go queef} game.
by Camel Toe Bunchalotta September 26, 2012
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hide the corn

When you have to hide your big floppy dildo from your kids
Babe hide the corn the kids are around
by MsMiraya February 10, 2018
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hida

Usually used for dogs or woman but hida is a bad but in a good way also respect her cause if you lose her you lose your soul with her her friends always tell you that’s hida be careful but you never listen hida is so amazing she normally has black hair and blue eyes with brown highlights but she is not what you think so be careful
Friend: Omg hida I love your outfit

Hida: thanks I made it myself
by Hida July 3, 2020
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Hide behind the fence

Working man’s Kath

Why do you hide behind your shed

In silence

To listen to me singing to myself

Why do you watch me from the windows

Why are you gonna get cctv to keep watch on my garden … this is seriously creepy and these words left your mouth …

Why if it was you … kinda feels it was …

Bad translator …

Will your obsession ever stop

Stalker girl … stalker boy ..

You need to forget this place and just hook up together …

Kindred fucking spirits
Hide behind the fence

I actually can’t put life into words anymore

It clearly incites people and encourages them further and further and further ..

Anyone would think you like err wanted me to kill myself ???
by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023
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The Hide

The hide is a gesture made when you're embarassed. You put your hands in front of your face and hide from the person you're speaking to. You may use other things to hide yourself, such as pillows or behind things.
*says something embarassing*
*does the hide*
by shwSie February 22, 2008
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Hideo Nomo

After ejaculating into one's own hand. You then wind up, as a pitcher would, and throw your seed at a woman, hopefully hitting her right in the face. Named after the MLB Pitcher Hideo Nomo who has a famous windup.
After that guy beat off in his hand he threw it at that girl and nailed her in the face. Wow, I can't believe he Hideo Nomo'd her.
by David Sherman Jr. August 16, 2006
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hide the chips

Before hiding the sausage, any man worth his salt first hides the chips. i.e. before sticking your cock in a bird it is generally wise to stick a couple of fingers in there to assess the risk of disease/transvestite/mousetraps.

This act can be conveniently passed off as "foreplay".
A: Dude I saw you getting it on with Stacey last night, how'd you make out?
B: Gutted, she'd only let me finger her.
A: Hid the chips?* Here let me smell.

*past participle of "hide the chips"
by Mr. Cardboard June 27, 2011
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