Holy hat

A strange, excited utterance one says when confronted with the fact that he is a complete dick.

Literally no human had ever said “Holy hat!” before until Kevin Kietzman did when defending his morally repugnant comments about Coach Andy Reid.

by silltothebill June 24, 2019

Small hat

Someone who supports sodomy and neocon tactics for nickels and fancypants.

For someone who’s never been in a fistfight in his life “Big” Benny Shapiro sure loves himself some war like a typical small hat.

by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019

wet hat

A well used (and therefore wet) condom that a male discovers on his penis once he awakens from post-coital slumber. A wet hat typically results from a particularly aggressive sexcapade, which causes the male to collapse into a slumber immediately after ejaculating but before he has the chance to remove his spunk filled, vaginally lubricated scabbard.

Jon: I was fucked up on a lot of tequila and triple sec last night and ended up boning the hell out of Kate a few times. I think we ended up using a bunch of rubbers and the rest of my xtc, too.

Joe: Fuck! Did you have to cuddle afterwards?

Jon: Nah, I got pretty lucky -- I totally fell asleep right away. But I did have to deal with a wet hat in the morning.

by nb c lo May 26, 2009

Blue Hat

Boston area slang - One who is different simply for the sake of being different. Often wears dirty old clothes and does stupid, outlandish things in public for attention. Wants everyone to know they are different.

"Ayo, you seen those blue hats carrying around dead squirrels our front the building son? Dudes are wilin'."

by Blue Hat March 28, 2008

as ugly as a hatful

shortened form of "as ugly as a hat full of assholes"

He was so desperate for a root that he boned her, even though she was as ugly as a hatful.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

clam hat

Another term for the clitoris.

I got Mary off by rubbing her clam hat.

by jizzcock May 9, 2003

magicians hat

A term for a woman with a large vaginal passage or man with a particularly lax anus.

Magicians tend to have enough room to pull rabbits and such from inside the hat, demonstrating large hidden volume.

Example:

That guy's got an arse like a magicians hat.

by The Spike February 25, 2007