Grumpy Snail

The snail that comes out of the Holo-Recorder in the TV show Futurama. When the Holo-Recorder is played badly, the grumpy snail often becomes "too grumpy". Can also describe someone who is grumpy.

Fry played his song so badly, the Grumpy Snail mutated into a horrifying image.

by Zide July 6, 2009

Gromph

A hug tackle. Very similar to glomp but with more emphasis and less rules on how to use it. Often used while chatting online, but also transferrable to real life.

Online:
Ray: *GROMPH*
Dante: haha thanks I needed that

Real life:
"Daaaamn, did you see Samantha gromph him? That shit was hawt as hayell!"

by dante-ray August 3, 2006

grimpale

Impaling posers, fags, and poserfags on something very very very very very very scary and unholy!

Impaling a necroslut or a necrovirgin anally (sodomizing)

I grimpaled that poserfag on an inverted cross!

by Morbid Thor December 30, 2004

Grampy

noun: one, usually being a grandpa, who excels are barbecuing.

My Grampy will BBQ for you!

by Suckafishhh December 9, 2008

Bust A Grumpy

Passing a large usually unwilling stool that is rocky hard and very large.

Joban: I gots to go bust a grumpy before i shit my pants.

Jovan: Make sure you dont miss the bowl again.

by A little hack magic July 8, 2010

Gromp

An adapted version of the glomp, used only on females. To gromp a girl, you glomp her, and feel her up as you do so.

*Mina has entered the room
Dan: Hi, Mina!
*Dan gromps Mina

by Darthemed July 19, 2004

Grum

A picturesque humanoid with large and superficial folds of skin protruding from its head and mid-line. Texture is similar to that of the sticky west. Is also a PilGRUM , grum descends from the pre-historic era. Crescent rolls , greenbean casserole , gravy and MAZE .....ohhhh MAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Friend of Glen Tennis, grum resides in Grub's Tavern with Carlor (see Carlor).

Glen Tennis :Im here with Gruuuum star of the PilGRUMs
*Technical difficulties*
Grum: Hii! Thank... You......for having... me

by Great Ni! June 9, 2009