grimpullim

The act of your uncle (who isn't really your uncle, but your parents make you call him that) projectile vomiting all over your 7 year - old sisters pet bunny and then shitting on her birthday cake

mom: go say hi to your aunt and uncle

you: mom no, he literally just grimpullimed katie

by pussyfooted1234 November 23, 2020

Grip

When you wake up and the fucking grass turns into shit and shit turns into grass

Person 1 - Hey son I got to mow the shit its getting long
Person 2 - Okay I need to go take a grass
Person 3 - What!!!!! Oh shit its grip day

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

turtle grip

To grip something as if it were like a turtle biting it with its sharp beak!

I could not get the pillow from Regan, she had a turtle grip on it!

by pimpin turtle grip January 10, 2011

Titan Grip

Used to describe an excruciatingly tight handjob, often recieved from a lady of masculine physique.

Hospital man: so how exactly did you break your dick?

Luke: it started hurting after this $3 hooker gave me a handjob in my yarris

Hospital man: hmmm looks like titan grip too me

by jonzo89 March 11, 2011

squid grip

The act of attaching oneself to an object or person, much like an octopus or squid using the suckers on their tentacles.

"Aren't you gonna get Dave to stop hugging that girl?"
"Nah man, he's squid gripped her, we'll never get him off."

by Thewalis December 27, 2013

sleep gripnea

1. The sensation, after having just awoken, of having incredibly weak grip

I was fighting my girlfriend for the covers, but I couldn't hold on because of my sleep gripnea, and she won.

by mattdc January 10, 2014

Flonian Grip

Flonian Grip

The act of bending a girl over fucking her pussy hard while gripping her ass tightly.

"There is nothing like a good old "Flonian Grip" to satisfy a man while hammering his woman!"

by Zorged September 23, 2016